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Kurt Wilcken is a compulsive RPG player and ninja cartoonist. He is best known for his furry art, being somewhat furry himself, and has written and drawn numerous stories for Antarctic Press and Radio Comix. You can contact him at kurtoons@charter.net

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Hello, Daleks!

Ode to Our Favorite Genocidal Aliens

By Kurt Wilcken

SCI-FI CHANNEL: APRIL 14, 2006

9:00 PM: DOCTOR WHO: "Dalek"

(to the tune of "Hello, Dolly")

Hello, Daleks;
Well hello, Daleks,
It has been a while, but boy you’re looking great.

You look a lot
Like a pepper pot, Daleks
And you’re whining in your grinding drone: EX-TER-MI-NATE!

My life will flash past me
As your rays blast me
As in countless episodes I used to view,

So...

Grab some space, Daleks;
You’re the superior race, Daleks;
Daleks are back and so is you-know-Who!

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